{"id":179,"date":"2014-10-01T09:15:00","date_gmt":"2014-10-01T09:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.8\/wordpress\/?p=179"},"modified":"2025-08-12T08:06:54","modified_gmt":"2025-08-12T08:06:54","slug":"stalking-bambi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/?p=179","title":{"rendered":"Stalking Bambi"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I was walking around campus at midnight on Monday night and came across a wild flock of violent, blood thirsty venisons. I took one for the team and stalked them to see what would happen to Bambi and co.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Wild Venison On Campus Part 1\" width=\"620\" height=\"349\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_OGKPXuHKGI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Wild Venison On Campus Part 2\" width=\"620\" height=\"349\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/acCls8Z84YU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0015-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-631\" srcset=\"https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0015-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0015-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0015-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0015-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0015-2048x1152.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0015-620x349.jpg 620w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0016-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-630\" srcset=\"https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0016-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0016-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0016-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0016-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0016-2048x1152.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0016-620x349.jpg 620w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0017-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-629\" srcset=\"https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0017-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0017-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0017-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0017-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0017-2048x1152.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0017-620x349.jpg 620w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0018-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-632\" srcset=\"https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0018-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0018-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0018-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0018-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0018-2048x1152.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/DSC_0018-620x349.jpg 620w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>One day they will make fantastic venison salami, which by the way is the most incredible salami ever. Buy it, your mind will be blown!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was walking around campus at midnight on Monday night and came across a wild flock of violent, blood thirsty venisons. 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