{"id":183,"date":"2014-10-01T09:16:00","date_gmt":"2014-10-01T09:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/192.168.1.8\/wordpress\/?p=183"},"modified":"2025-08-12T08:07:41","modified_gmt":"2025-08-12T08:07:41","slug":"sunday-roundup-the-wisdom-teeth-chronicles-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elmeheecan.kiwi\/?p=183","title":{"rendered":"Sunday Roundup (The Wisdom Teeth Chronicles Part 2)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Sunday 28 September<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The week that was happened to be another usual week until Friday. As discussed here while still under the influence of the sedatives<\/a> I had my wisdom teeth removed. Friday was discussed in fairly good detail. What happened next was not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

On Saturday I awoke with little pain, however I still decided to take my painkillers in case it got worse over the day. It was more the discomfort of not being able to open my jaw very far that annoyed me. I spent the half day I was awake YouTubing and other non-productive activities. I also found the best food to eat while unable to chew\u2026 Pringles! Being able to rudimentally chew using my tongue and the roof of my mouth allowed some sustenance into my system. Some fruit drinks also helped but they aren\u2019t as cheap as Pringles so the cheapness won in the end. I\u2019ve eaten so many that the roof of my mouth is as smooth as a baby\u2019s bum, and it now hurts while eating Pringles. I reviewed my Friday, checking if I promised anything while under the influence of sedation and to see if I had forgotten important info. I came across this text which I sent a mere half hourish after my surgery was complete<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

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Translated: I am NOT high. No idea what happened. Some bullshit I can\u2019t decipher. Yay!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Sunday saw much of the same. The best part was the realisation that the strong painkillers actually do mess with my head. I am in a constant state of moderate tipsiness. Because it is caused by drugs does that make me stoned? Either way it allows me to brush my teeth without pain or discomfort, until I forget my jaw was just assaulted with hands, pliers, needles and quite possibly a scalpal and maybe a hammer of some sort. So I continued on my path of not doing much, slowly getting through the excellent \u2018The Pacific\u2019 series which I *ahem* legally purchased *cough cough* before I moved out of the family home. I am now getting closer to the day when I have to use this incredible syringe in my own mouth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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First they give me drugs and now a syringe. I think this is subliminal marketing to turn me into a heroin addict\u2026<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Having my head out in the WopWops isn\u2019t good preparation for my 2 exams next week. Let\u2019s see how they go. I plan on eating as close to real food as possible tomorrow. I say close to real because I am still in America. Real food is hard to come by.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019m going to keep the competiton<\/a> open because very few have voted. It is a real competiton. You will win a shit tonne of chocolate if you\u2019re correct and drawn as the winner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Until next time<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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