So I have been suffering from the worst illness known to man. It has brought many a people (men) to crying, pathetic whinging toddlers. A fate worse than the All Blacks failing to defeat the crims across the Tasman. That’s right, manflu. It struck me down one night. With no Mum to be seen I had to take drastic action to pull myself out of the pit of despair, the never ending cycle of self pity and a nose that won’t turn off. I went to the supermarket, and bought drugs.
The drugs are ridiculously cheap here. A bag of anesthetized lollies, nasal spray, ibuprofen and most importantly, a bag of lifesavers. All for under $10.
Now unlike the classic Verve song, these drugs do work. I was on some concoction of drugs which put me to sleep in 2 of my lectures (I didn’t miss anything mind you).
It is now day 3 and I’m nearly back up to full health. And I owe it all to the drugs at the local supermarket. Thank you Albertson’s